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Noah Can't Even

Noah Can't Even (Paperback)

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Synopsis

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's

Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved

gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and

school is... Well, it's pure hell. Why can't Noah be normal, like

everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship

with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely -

he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed

when Harry kisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad

to utter chaos.

Children'sFiction & true storiesGeneral fictionChildren'sFiction & true storiesHumorous storiesChildren'sFiction & true storiesRomance & relationships stories Publisher: Scholastic Publication Date: 04/05/2017 ISBN-13: 9781407179940  Details: Type: Paperback Format: Books
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With his debut novel Simon James Green has written one of the funniest books I have ever read. Noah Grimes is painfully awkward, socially uncomfortable, and has an amazing knack for getting himself (or talking himself) into the most ridiculous situations. Noah's life is already difficult enough, trying to stop everyone finding out his mum does a Beyonce tribute act, and trying to get Sophie to like him, but his world is turned upside down when his best friend Harry kisses him at a party. What follows is a turbulent journey through Noah's path of self-discovery. Noah is an incredibly likeable character and is written with a distinctive voice unlike anything I've read recently. Funny, charming, emotional, and an outstanding exploration of a young man trying to understand his sexuality whilst also trying to just be as normal as everyone else. I love this book so much, and I really hope we get to read more of Noah's adventures in future.

- 28/05/2017
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