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Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade

Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade (Paperback)

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The big things in life look after themselves. Birth, love, death - they're all terrifically exciting, but they happen whether we like it or not. It's the little things in life that cause the most trouble. How do you deal with the million and one everyday challenges? Help is at hand. For the first time, you can get intelligent, practical tuition on the level you need it. The trivial level. Guy Browning has rules that can help you move safely and effortlessly through the micro-chicanes on life's byways, answering questions such as: - Should you cross your bridge when someone else is burning it? - In breaststroke, what do you do with your head when it's under water? - What is the best way of establishing a queue when you are the first person in it?Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade is laugh-out-loud funny and true as a monkfish.

Health & WellbeingHumour Publisher: Atlantic Books Publication Date: 01/09/2007 ISBN-13: 9781843543428  Details: Type: Paperback Format: Books
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Guy Browning is a humorist, after-dinner speaker and film director. He wrote the 'How To...' column in the Guardian from 1999-2009. Before that he wrote about office politics and social climbing. He currently lives in Kingston Bagpuize in Oxfordshire. He is the co-writer of the Sidestroke cartoon in the Sunday Times.

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