Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog
Children's, Activity & Reference, Children's Reference
Paperback Published on: 07/03/2013
Synopsis
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
- ISBN: 9781849411912
- Number of pages: 256
- Weight: 159g
- Dimensions: 178 x 126 x 16 mm