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The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes
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The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes (Hardback)

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No one can dispute that football has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations. "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country" Ian Rush on life at Juventus "I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great." (Ian Holloway).

HumourHumour collections & anthologiesSport & HobbiesSports & outdoor recreationFootball or Soccer incl Association football Publisher: Welbeck Publishing Group Publication Date: 03/09/2009 ISBN-13: 9781847323798  Details: Type: Hardback Format: Books
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Iain Spragg is a sports journalist who has written for The Daily Telegraph and The Times. Adrian Clarke is now a freelance sports writer, contributing to a number of national newspapers in the UK. Stuart Reeves is a full-time researcher and writer and an avid collector of football quotations.

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