The Ladybird Book Of The Zombie Apocalypse

Have you ever found yourself daydreaming what you would do if the zombie virus finally broke out and ravaged the world? Fun, isn’t it.

If not, there are certain questions you should ask yourself, such as: Have you considered what your weapon of choice might be? Have you contemplated what you might miss most from the world as you know it?

And do you imagine that, primarily, you would just be relieved not to have sort out all the boxes in the attic?

"It’s enough to make Peter and Jane choke on their watercress sandwiches." – The Independent

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time? That time before the horrors of speed-bumps, automated supermarket checkouts and infernal switchboard options; the days when telephones had wires and a reassuring rotating dial, a tweet meant birdsong and Brexit might possibly have meant a new kind of breakfast cereal?

Fear not, for you are not alone. What you need are the new manuals for our times, simple primers for the everyday predicaments we find ourselves in.

Dear friend, what you need is a Ladybird.

Part of the Ladybird Books for Grown Ups series.